Taylor talking about Better Than Revenge (x)
Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)
"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."
- Drax, upon hearing this conversation
Imagine your first favourite character looking at a room full of your other favourite characters and shouting “I WAS HERE FIRST!”
a public service announcement from honoo-kun _(｡◁ﾟ*_)_
i mean, look at the first volumes of snk
Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police
9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that
the hell kind of classes are you taking?
I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”
brotp? oh, yeah. okay. they’re totally a brotp. best bros. bros for life. bros MARRIED for life. bros who make out all the time. bros who confess their feelings on a summer night in a field of tall grass. it was windy and there were fireflies
My grandma just asked me “why are you smiling at your phone, is it a boy?”
Yes, it is a boy
Fucking another boy
In this sick-ass fanfic Im reading
So from what I understand about astrology… Pisces are basically just tall children.
that is a statistical error i am a short baby
taller than a normal baby but shorter than most other people
maybe im a medium baby
I am a tall child
small fish small voice thank u
bara dwarves in impractical female fantasy armor